health tips plus


A day without sunshine is like -- night

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow

Honk if you love peace and quiet

Change is inevitable,
except from vending machines

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?
Raise my hand...

Light travels faster than sound.
That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Marital becomes martial if you put i in the wrong place

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering when did all of this happen?

Stressed spelt backwards......desserts

I never met a chocolate i didn't like

Chocolate isn't only for breakfast

I would give up chocolate but i am no quitter

Coffee, men, chocolate; the richer the better

What did LaoTsu say to the hot dog man?
Make me one with everything

Lao Tsu paid for the hot dog with a £20 note, which the vendor pockets
Lao Tsu says 'where's my change?' the vendor replies 'change must come from within'

Almost all politicians are more concerned with deals than ideals

Its risky to test the depth of water with both feet

The joy of being ignorant is that there is so much to learn

Your value is not determined by your valuables

The out-of-body experience - isn't it called birth

A batchelor doesn't make the same mistake once

Ideas are very much like children - your own are wonderful

One advantage of growing old is that you no longer worry about dying young

A test to find if your life mission is complete: if you're alive. it isn't

There's no time like the present, and no present like time

Claims about levitation are groundless

Amnesia? never had it... not that i can remember anyway

Atheism is a non prophet organisation

Insomnia? try not too lose any sleep over it

A smile is a curve that straightens things out

All this talk of allergies gets right up my nose

The way you listen speaks volumes

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed

A Short History of Medicine

2000BC 'here eat this root'
1000AD 'that root is heathen say this prayer'
1850AD 'that prayer is superstitious drink this potion'
1940AD 'that potion is snake oil, swallow this pill'
1986AD 'that pill is innefective, take this antibiotic'
2000AD 'that antibiotic is artificial, here take this root'

back to magazine ... top of pag